The Dandy Gang Being Normal
"Hey, dad. So, um, do you mind if I help you out a little?"
ツイピクつめあわせ by 黒檀きつねん
So I’m watching this episode of Space Dandy now, and I can’t take it. Like Space Dandy was supposed to be this goofy fly around space and chase ladies thing, but it’s turned into something really moving, using space and aliens as its metaphors to tell familiar stories.
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
dont use police, teach criminals not to crime
no one ever thought to simply ask them not to do bad things. you’d be surprised.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
the worst part is i can read that in bill’s voice